Since his overtures to engage with other nations on tariff "negotiations" (America wins, you lose) have been met with stony silence and cold shoulders, Mad King Donald has announced he will impose tariffs by decree, at will: "We're going to put very fair numbers down, and we're going to say here's -- what this country, what we want.
And congratulations, we have a deal. And they'll either say 'great,' and they'll start shopping, or they'll say, 'not good.'"
What a doofus. Stupidest f*cking man on planet Earth.
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