0.005 Seconds (3/694) (@seconds_0) ~ My wife just walked up to me and gave me an unexpected impassioned, full body kiss, then stared me straight in the eye - a deep soul to soul stare - and said, "I just hit a possum with the lawnmower."
"Clean up on Aisle Five!"
Look, if your possum is in 15 separate pieces, he ain't playin'.

Heh heh heh heh heh ... well, at least ya gotta give him props fer one thing ... he has his wife mowin' da lawn.


The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence