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Ya love 'em ... ya marry 'em ... ya take good care of 'em ... BUT ... ya KNOW when yer gittin' played, right?! 

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0.005 Seconds (3/694) (@seconds_0) ~ My wife just walked up to me and gave me an unexpected impassioned, full body kiss, then stared me straight in the eye - a deep soul to soul stare - and said, "I just hit a possum with the lawnmower."

"Clean up on Aisle Five!"

Look, if your possum is in 15 separate pieces, he ain't playin'.

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Heh heh heh heh heh ... well, at least ya gotta give him props fer one thing ... he has his wife mowin' da lawn. 

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