http://twitchy.com/samj/2025/04/27/man-who-stole-noems-purse-guess-his-immigration-status-n2411980
Welp, it sounds like they've arrested the man accused of stealing Kristi Noem's purse, and SHOCKER, he's not in this country legally.
We wouldn't be more surprised if we woke up tomorrow morning with our heads sewn to the carpet.
*cough cough*
Julio Rosas (@Julio_Rosas11) ~ BREAKING: A law enforcement source in D.C. has confirmed to me the man accused of stealing DHS Sec. Noem’s purse is Mario Bustamante Leiva. U.S. Attorney for D.C. Ed Martin has said the man is in the U.S. illegally.
A Daily Mail article from 2015 says Bustamante Leiva is Chilean who stole wallets, computers, and phones in London. @theblaze


So, he's a pickpocket and a thief who took Biden's offer to leave his London, England hunting grounds to come steal in the United States. Great!

No way! But people who enter our country illegally are so honest and law-abiding. Victims, even, of our evil system that makes them sneak into our country and steal purses from government officials. Ask the Democrats, they'll tell you.
THE BEST PEOPLE.
Ahem.
Biden just wrecked us ... or better yet, the shadow government behind Biden just wrecked us.
Either way, until the Trump administration can deport them all, we'll likely continue to see more of this.
James Flood III (@jamesfloodiii) ~

Michael Butler (@MDButler81) ~ Officially awarded the genius of the month award. Steal the purse of the woman literally in charge of kicking your ass out of the country.

Talk about IRONY.
Not the brightest crayon in the box.

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence