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Justin Trudeau is really, really pissed at Donald Trump. The emotionally sensitive, radical feminist leader of Canada has had his panties in a bunch since Trump dubbed him the Governor of the 51st state. He was so incensed by the offer to join the greatest nation in the world that he requested an audience with his king to complain about it.
There's no indication that the 'I'm Telling My King' strategy had any effect beyond making the effeminate prime minister fodder for creative meme creators.
CBS News (@CBSNews) ~ Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau will meet with King Charles III, the country's head of state, on Monday where he will discuss U.S. President Donald Trump's threats to make Canada the 51st state.
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/trudeau-meeting-king-charles-trump-annex-threat/?linkId=762736566
Tablesalt (@Tablesalt13) ~ 🚨 MAJOR BREAKING: TRUDEAU TO DISCUSS TRUMP ANNEXATION THREATS WITH KING CHARLES TODAY
This is so ridiculously stupid and embarrassing ... like a a boy telling his dad he is being bullied!
REPUBLIC. Now.
ROTFLMAO at you, Justin! Trump is just messin' with you simply to get you all hot and bothered, you simpleton. And true to form for a leftist dipsh!t who has absolutely no sense of humor - just like Democrats - you fall for it hook, line & sinker. Whoo boy! King Charles ... after his eyes roll all the way into the back of his head ... probably got a great big royal chuckle out of this one!
Broken Anthem (@BrokenAnthemUSA) ~ Still waiting to hear what King Charles told Justin Trudeau.
Trudeau said in London on Sunday he will discuss matters of importance to Canadians with Charles and said 'nothing seems more important to Canadians right now than standing up for our sovereignty and our independence as a nation.'
Charles is the head of state in Canada, which is a member of the British Commonwealth of former colonies.
Overall, the antiroyal movement in Canada is small, but the silence of the monarch on Trump's threats have spurred talk in recent days.
Former Alberta Premier Jason Kenney said 'for Canadians disappointed that King Charles has not commented' on Trump's threats he can only act on the advice of Canada's prime minister.
'The Government of Canada should ask the Head of State to underscore Canadian sovereignty,' Kenney posted on X.
LOL. Once a subject, always a subject.
Trudeau ... once a moron, always a moron.
Hey, maybe Charles is being silent on this because he knows it's a joke, and maybe he wants Canadians to stand up for themselves.
For once.
We're pretty sure that Mommy (in this case, the late Queen Elizabeth II) would have told Canadians, especially their titular 'leader,' to grow a pair.
Too late for Trudeau ... once a eunuch, always a eunuch.
Schadenfreudelish (@aggierican) ~ He ran crying to Daddy.
Yep. Because that'll definitely stop Trump and Americans from making fun of them.
Melchizedek (@Melchizedek1972) ~ 😂😂😂😂
Of course, there's only one problem with Trudeau's 'run to Daddy' strategy:
Doug Powers (@ThePowersThatBe) ~ Trudeau’s going to be pretty upset after he finds out the U.S. doesn’t answer to the King of England anymore.
The real James Smith (@SergeantJSmith) ~ “King Charles III, the country’s Head of State ...” So, Canada is not a sovereign country then.
Canada loves to talk about how they are 'antiroyal.' Until, that is, they need to run to that same royal for help.
Even some Canadians were embarrassed by this overt display of weakness.
PlayListGuy73 (@playlistguy73) ~ Oh, FFS. Just stop with this shit.
A little online ridicule wasn't going to stop the Governor. He got home from the meeting with his UK hierarchy with a new problem. The United States had placed a new tariff on all Canadian imports. Justin wasn't going to stand for this, so he put on his big boy britches and hit the airwaves.
In no uncertain terms, Trudeau announced that reciprocal tariffs would begin immediately and Canadians would continue to boo the U.S. National Anthem until further notice.
Ian Jaeger (@IanJaeger29) ~ Trudeau: “Yeah, we're probably going to keep booing the American anthem.”
Unbelievable.
Video ~ http://twitter.com/i/status/1897001483713044860
Awww, Justin ... you poor lil' tyke ... you're almost in tears over getting trolled. Really??? BWHA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
As we recall, booing our anthem didn't go well for Team Canada during the 4 Nations Face-Off.
He also took aim at bourbon. Some Canadian liquor stores even removed Jack Daniels from their shelves.
Joe Warmington (@joe_warmington) ~ It’s happening. Good bye @JackDaniels_US — being removed from @LCBO as we speak @realDonaldTrump.
Video ~ http://twitter.com/i/status/1896992218012868901
Of course, all that whiskey has already been bought and paid for, but Justin was on a roll, and we're not going to nit-pick the details.
He wasn't done yet, no sir. This is the new, tough Justin. Denying his own citizens American whiskey that's ten times better than anything Canada produces domestically wasn't enough. He wants to deny them Florida as well. That'll show Trump and those ugly Americans that he means business.
During his 'State of the State' address, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis reminded Justin how much Canadians like vacationing in Florida.
Florida’s Voice (@FLVoiceNews) ~ DESANTIS: "3.3 million visitors [to Florida] from Canada. That's not much of a boycott, in my book. Maybe they wanted to get a glimpse of what a Stanley Cup winning hockey team actually looks like."
Video ~ http://twitter.com/i/status/1896961600567013722
For perspective, 3.3 million, or just under 8% of Canada's population, traveled to Florida in 2024, representing less than 3% of Florida's tourists. Florida's tourism is going to be just fine.
Daniel Mahoney (@danwentfishing) ~ @GovRonDeSantis why do you need to dredge up ancient history about the last time they won a Stanley Cup? Were you in high school when that happened? It’s just mean. Deliciously mean. I love it. ;)
The Montreal Canadians were the last Canadian team to win the Cup in 1993. It was five seasons before Kasparaitis squished Lindros; Desantis was 14, and Justin Trudeau was 21.
Maybe the Leafs or Oilers can pull it off this year?
There's probably as much a chance of that as beach-loving Canadians boycotting Florida. Nova Scotia is gorgeous, but the water is freezing.
Orange Cat (@01Baldguy) ~ We have our tickets to the U.S. booked ... and this weekend, we'll be heading across the border to do some shopping! The "media" aren't Canadians ... I am Canadian!
Justin may want to rethink that whiskey. No one is buying his tough guy act, not even his own citizens. He is expected to send a strongly worded letter soon.
That'll show him.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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