... if you discover the woman you are dating is ...

... always remember you can place an emergency call to the Patriarchy's DERD (Disentanglement, Extrication, Remediation & Disposal) Service Hotline - 1 (DUM) PAB-ITCH - to assist in bringing sanity back into your life.
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Video ~ http://twitter.com/i/status/1890432755407679579


The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence