If'n yer gonna continue to play patty cake wif da local wimmens ... at least those whose bedrooms are on an upper floor ... ya might wanna get one of these installed outside their bedroom windows so youse can make a speedy escape when da husband/boyfriend makes an unexpected appearance.

Jest don't lose yer balance while yer tryin' to pull your drawers back on, don'tcha know.

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence