Sam Bankman-Fried’s dog can attack on command using ‘secret word’
http://nypost.com/2023/01/27/sam-bankman-frieds-dog-can-attack-on-command-using-secret-word/
...an old cop I worked with went on a call at an apartment complex and a guy with a doberman got on the elevator with him. The doberman started growling and snarling and slinging snot. The dobermans owner told the cop not to worry. "If Brucie gets out of hand I will snatch him back over here before you can count to three". The old cops says, "If Brucie gets out of hand you will be dead before you get to two!"

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!