The lights have been on at a Massachusetts school for over a year because no one can turn them off
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/lights-massachusetts-school-year-no-one-can-turn-rcna65611?
...No Surprise here. Folks from Massachusetts could get stuck on an escalator in a power failure.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!