http://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2022/06/10/by-and-for-the-purple-eric-swalwells-attempt-to-look-super-informed-and-patriotic-during-jan-6-committee-hearings-backfires-hilariously/
Hoo boy, we’re starting to think writing about Eric Swalwell not being the brightest crayon in the box finally got to him …
It’s always fun to see Swalwell trying super hard to look important, informed, and even patriotic on Twitter because it always leads to some sort of embarrassing fail.
For example, this was begging for a Twitchy-ing:
Rep. Eric Swalwell (@RepSwalwell) ~ “The conspiracy to thwart the will of the purple is not over” — in other words, the plotters of the coup against America are at large and want to be in charge. #January6thHearings
7:17 PM · Jun 9, 2022
The conspiracy to thwart the purple.
NOT THE PURPLE! WHY WOULD THEY THWART THE PURPLE?!
Purple is like one of the coolest colors ever, man.
Don’t be dissing our purple.
Tim Hyland (@TimHyland1267) ~
Craig Lambert Z (@lambert_craig) ~ Replying to RepSwalwell Sipping the scotch bottle again champ?
Kimberly Morin (@Conservativeind) ~ Replying to @RepSwalwell Really? You channeling your inner Barney?
Nah, poor lil' Eric has been havin' wet dreams about Fang Fang, again ...
Lisa Says (@LisaPurdue2) ~ Replying to @RepSwalwell
Laura Marklin (@LauraMarklin) ~ Replying to @RepSwalwell You really are as dumb as you look.
Perhaps dumber.
Mr Wizard (@TheWizardsQuest) ~ Replying to @RepSwalwell “The conspiracy to thwart the will of the purple"?
Tek Roo 2024 (@Tek_Roo) ~ Replying to @RepSwalwell The purple? You're a moron.
This is an insult to morons everywhere.
The only person we Twitchy more than Eric is AOC … and that’s CLOSE.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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