This is the damned front page: "Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker have got married for the third time, in a romantic castle ceremony in Portofino on Sunday evening."
What?
Surely no one cares. Please. Two people I know nothing about from another country are getting married again. How does that concern us? How did that become news?
But what does it say about us if British people really are interested. Are we this vacuous?