Closed Captioning
I frequently use the "closed captioning" feature on my TV. Mute the darned thing and just read what they are saying. I wondered where they found such dumbasses to do the close captioning and I am now of the opinion it is done by AI. Hopefully it isn't the same AI that drives our cars and flies our airplanes.
The other day I was watching da news and reading the closed captioning and it advised me that Vlad Putin was a Tire Ant. I musta stared at the screen for a couple of minutes before I figured out what they were trying to tell me.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!