3 Ways to Stop Your Partner's Steady Stream of Complaints
http://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/fulfillment-any-age/202203/3-ways-stop-your-partners-steady-stream-complaints
...believe it or not I thought of three more ways that were not on psychology today's list. One of em envolved a burlap bag and several bricks.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!