uh-oh. Another doofus.... Iffen one stays OUT of the Kitchen and other things and concentrates on playing BALL ON THE FIELD, ya doesn't have these kind of things to contend with..
I have imparted these instructions to my grandson as well.
If ya is gonna be a futzball player, concentrate on that. If ya is a tail and skirt chaser, then forget about football. Ya is too distracted... And yer teammates will not appreciate the busted plays you will cause.