Ancient wooden Mayan canoe unearthed almost intact in Mexico
http://news.yahoo.com/ancient-wooden-mayan-canoe-unearthed-101608378.html
...the captains initials were found on the underside of a seat. It is suspected that this is one of his first rebuilds. Oddly no ancient Subarus were found in the area. Search continues.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!