

http://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2021/09/14/hello-9-1-1-wed-like-to-report-a-murder-eric-swalwells-attempt-at-making-rep-jim-banks-look-like-a-sexist-creeper-over-aocs-dress-backfires/
You know Eric Swalwell is having a not-so-great day when we get to write about the dolt TWICE.
As Twitchy readers know, AOC really stepped in it with the ‘Tax the Rich’ dress she wore at the Met Gala where people spent $30k per ticket and walked around maskless while the help (aka the little people) had to mask up. For whatever reason, Fart-swell decided to jump into the fray and white knight for the Socialist Democratic Darling.
Jim Banks ~ Tax AOC’s dress!
Rep. Eric Swalwell ~ (responding to Jim Banks)
3 tweets about @AOC’s dress? Do you need a restraining order?
Not everyone is a creepsh*t who bangs Chinese spies, Eric.
Jim’s response was PERFECTION:
Jim Banks ~ (responding to Eric Swalwell) Sorry Eric, only one of us has a thing for communist women.
Annnnnnd we’re dead.
Very dead.
So dead in fact that we died, came back to life, and died again.
LOL!!!
Amy RedLivinginBlue ~ 🏆
Kevin McMahon ~

Mark Warner ~

Hunter Biden's Computer Repairman ~ Hello, 911? I'd like to report a murder.
Seriously.
Kambree ~

Armando Mistral ~

Christopher Walk ~ Perfect response. 👍
It was pretty damn good.

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence