...I heard you got the Favorite First Responder Award down at The Nymphomaniac Treatment Center.
And if ya can't trust a nympho, who can ya trust, eh?
...never trust a nympho. I can't begin to tell ya how many of em have told me that they would respect me in the morning.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!