"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." — Rita Rudner, American comedian
" Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." — Henny Youngman, English-American comedian and musician
"Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?" — Groucho Marx, American comedian and actor
"Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed." — Albert Einstein, German physicist
"My husband and I have never considered divorce ... murder sometimes, but never divorce." — Dr. Joyce Brothers, American psychologist
"Getting married is like trading the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one." — Mae West, American actress
"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher." — Socrates, Greek philosopher
"Marriage is a bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them." — Ogden Nash, American poet
"Everyone is born equal in life, until they get married." — Anonymous
"Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning." — Clint Eastwood, American actor
"A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then it's too late." — Frank Sinatra
“Marriage is like a walk in the park… Jurassic Park.” - Anonymous
“Why do married people live longer than single people? I think it’s because married people make a special effort to live longer than their partner – just so they can have the last word.” - Janet Periat
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