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By: Beldin in HOOTERS | Recommend this post (1)
Sun, 22 Aug 21 11:06 PM | 94 view(s)
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A group of guys, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally, they agreed to meet at Hooters because the waitresses had big boobs and wore short shorts.

Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally, they agreed to meet at Hooters because the waitresses were attractive, the food and service was good, and the beer selection was excellent.

Ten years later, at age 60, the friends again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally, they agreed to meet at Hooters because there was plenty of parking, they could eat and drink in peace without too much loud music, and it was a good value for their money.

Ten years later, at age 70, the friends again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally, they agreed to meet at Hooters because the restaurant was wheelchair accessible and had a toilet for the disabled.

Ten years later, at age 80, the friends again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally, they agreed to meet at Hooters because they had never been there before. 




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