Happy Reinstatement Day
Today's the day we've all been waiting for, the day when Don John is reinstated as President of the United States.
Welcome back, Mr. President, we're all so delighted to have the man who inherited a solidly recovering economy and workforce and in four short years put 20 million Americans out of work, added nearly 8 trillion dollars to the country's debt, drove the nation's GDP growth off a cliff, lost the House, lost the Senate, and then lost the White House for his party, killed more Americans than Hitler, surrounded himself with totally incompetent sycophants, tried to blackmail a U.S. ally, incited a violent insurrection in an attempted coup, was banned from social media for constantly lying and endangering the lives of Americans, and was impeached not once but twice.
The glory days are back.
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