Maine police seize cocaine disguised as cake
http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/maine-police-cocaine-cake
...Note to Criminals: Never disguise your dope as a cake or donut and try to get it past a cop. Just sayin ya know.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!