First of all, his name was Edgar. I did ask him if he previously worked at cocks communications.
About the alleged handsome handyman pic you posted, yep, he's the one who will continually look at himself instead of you.
Didn't appeal to me at all.
No meat on the guy.
He shaved his chest. No body hair.
He lifts weights and would probably want me to also. NO WAY.
He doesn't look smart. I like smart.
He doesn't look funny. I like FUNNY.
He doesn't look like he loves the Atlantic ocean.
He doesn't look like he would do something stupid.
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Speaking of stupid, I couldn't get to the RIO on Tuesday without going over 15 or 95. At one point, I got so nervous (yes) that I pulled over in a gas station, opened the car door and hung my head over my knees. I couldn't breathe!
Some kid stopped to help me. Got out his phone, which had a map app (I think) and told me how to get there without going over the bridge/overpass.
The day only got worse from there. Wish I were kidding.
Hey, blackjack pays a lot less these days. I can't remember the number - is it 3 to 2? I don't think so, but you know what I mean.
Pit boss said all the Strip casinos are now paying less.
Remind me about my phone, smashburgers and another item I thought I lost.
SECURITY now hates me.
I just can't seem to help getting hysterical.
I've tried!
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
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