http://twitchy.com/sarahd-313035/2021/07/21/bring-it-btches-vaccinated-democrat-because-im-not-a-moron-is-looking-for-someone-in-florida-who-wants-to-pick-a-fight-over-her-shirt-pic/
We’d never heard of this gal Amy before, but apparently the self-proclaimed “Democrat, because I’m not a moron” and “line crosser” is someone because she’s got nearly 115,000 Twitter followers and her own collection of left-wing t-shirts.
Recently, she modeled one of them on a Florida beach:

Bring what, exactly?
Charles C. W. Cooke ~ It's because nobody cares.
Hey, Amy ... hate to break it to ya, but there is a very simple reason why all the people around you on that Florida beach were laughing their asses off. At least you're good for a chuckle, eh?
jimtreacher.substack.com ~ Why would they?


Well, here’s that attention she ordered. Now people both in and outside of Florida know how lame and desperate she is.
Sugimura ~ People tend to go to the beach to enjoy the sun and the surf, not to engage sad trolls living joyless lives.
Well, shoot. Guess Amy’s outta luck, then.
Joe ~ I’m vaccinated too but I don’t go around advertising it cause I’m not a condescending asshole. You convince no one to get vaccinated by doing this.
Mark Hemingway ~ The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing people that entirely performative contempt is indistinguishable from courage.
Max Q ~ Floridian here ... and I don't care. Thank you for spending your $$ here.

Oh, Amy ... a word of advice ... you need to go see a plastic surgeon, right away ... 'cuz those bee-stings you have inside your t-shirt are doing absolutely nothing to help people notice the message you are SO desperate for others to read. Attention whores like you need a big billboard, not tiny microfiche. Anyway, good luck with your raging narcissistic personality disorder, dearie.

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence