...when I look at a woman I notice:
1. Hair: I don't want to wake up with no bald headed woman.
2. Eyes: Two, one on each side of her face and equally spaced more or less
3. Teeth: Ya can tell more about the health of a woman or a horse by checking the teeth.
4. Tits: Self Explanatory
5. Legs: Also Self Explanatory.
...somewhere in there is the nose. I come from a family of people with large noses. Not Probiscos Monkey big ya understand. My Grandma and Aunt of my fathers side had the noses I learned to love on women. Somebody once told me that my family tree might go back as far as the parting of the red sea. Ya never know.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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