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King Ribit >

...the reason we don't want wimmenz in combat is because they are distractions and a man only has enough blood to operate one brain at a time.



And here I thought, Sire,
That there was two reasons we didn't want wimmenz in
combat . . .

1.) They lack that all important upper body strength
necessary to swing the swords, sling the spears, and
hump all that body armor and other necessities for
modern warfare.

And, perhaps more important.

2.) It takes only a couple of minutes for a guy to
do his part to make a baby. It takes a woman some
nine months to complete her part. (So, in nine months
one dude could theoretically get lots of wimmenz
pregnant . . . but no matter how many guys we throw at
the problem one gal is still gonna take nine months.
We need to cherish and protect this rare resource.)

Zim.




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Re: Hey CLO you COW
By: micro
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Tue, 06 Jul 21 3:40 AM
Msg. 05690 of 06530

got to admit Ribs I never quite thought of it that way before but for lots of em ya could well be right....... Thumbs Up


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