Big Hullabaloo at the Toadsuck 4th of July Parade!
...the local sheriff would not believe that I was shouting for the gals on the
Waffle House Waitress float to show me their "TATS". I thought that would
be considered "Plausible Deniability".
...fricken small minds!

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!