Toadsuck Fireworks Display
...somebody set off a bottle rocket and a couple of the old farts living in the Toadsuck Trailer Park and Home for old folks had to be hauled off to the hospital for a bad case of "the vapors". Local authorities managed to bring the "miscreants" under control before somebodies outdoor toilet caught fire like last year. It woulda ended by now anyway. It's 9:35 pm eastern time and most everybody is in bed by 9 pm except for the guys who roll up the sidewalks. I tell ya it was more excitement than a Biden Rally.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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