...This old gal is third place in the "Hammer Thrower Competition". In the German Embassy here in toadsuck they tell me that German for this is "Der Fricken Hammerflinger". Third place ain't all that hot so we are offering her a place as "Der Fricken Hammerketcher" on our team. It is a demanding sport for which we feel that she and that Kapernick guy are uniquely qualified.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!