...the wife of a friend of mine had a sister who was married to a guy who had "quit" the navy so to speak. Due to the scoundrels inability to find a job (he had looked in every bar and strip joint in town) The scoundrel and the unemployed husband and the two unemployed children (chinese children work at that age. They make millions of bucks for half a dozen afaletes) became homeless. My friends wife invited her sister and her her husband who was vastly underappreciated by corporate america, moved in with friend and wife. This was to be only two weeks until they got on their feets.
Six months later they was still there eating my friends groceries, drinking his beer, running up the phone bill, the electric bill, and the bill for video rentals at the local blockbuster. He was perplexed as to how to get them to move out.
My friend worked the night shift and his wife worked the day shift. The scoundrel looked for jobs in the refrigerator where he found beer which precluded him doing any further research on that day. The scoundrel borrowed my friends car and whilst he was out he had himself a key made so he wouldn't have to wake him up anymore to get keys. To make a long story short (a bit too late I know) The scoundrel used a credit card which he found in my friends wallet and used it to treat himself to a big day of boozing it up with some pals and he put it all on the credit card. Later on that day he had a small wreck, got arrested for dui, the car was impounded and the scoundrel paid his way out of jail with the credit card.
The scoundrels wife was as big a loser as he was. She couldn't do any housework to help her sister out. She was pretty much tied up all day watching soap opera's and changing shitty diapers which she tossed into the laundry basket.
My perplexed friend came to me with huge tears in his eyes. I determined that the friends wife worked days and I knew that my friend worked midnight to 8 and that the scoundrel was pretty much up to no good all the time. The scoundrel wife would lay in bed til 10am or so then get up for her soap operas. I advised my friend that what he had to do was come home from work and during the window between when his wife left and the scoundrel came home he and the scoundrel wife soap operas he should just strip down naked and get in bed with her.
I was only kidding, but the advice of a king is not ignored lightly in these parts. He followed my advice. The scoundrel and his wife moved out that very night. My friend splained to his wife where he got the plan and they had a good laugh about it. They managed to stay married another six years.
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