...I once told my grand daughter that grandma was decrepit. She put her hands on her hips and shouted at me, "Grandma is not crepit!"
...you take care of your old "crepit ass" in all this heat. That's too far for me to drive and Im too old to carry a coffin.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!