http://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2021/06/11/anti-gun-activist-david-hogg-vs-a-cicada/
Anti-gun activist David Hogg vs. a cicada, everyone:
David Hogg ~ A cicada landed on me yesterday and I threw my phone 10 feet - it landed screen down - on a staircase.
I can not wait for this to be over.
WTF?

Both the phone and cicada survived the encounter:
David Hogg ~ My phone survived with a few scratches - as did the cicada.

Why didn’t he just, you know, flick it off?
BuffyLegallyBae ~ One landed on me; I flicked it off.
Yeah, David ... Buffy just brushed it off.

They’re ugly, but harmless:
Skull King His Eminence Pope J Dolla Sign the 1st ~ Cry baby.
http://twitter.com/i/status/1403493680120479745
And too bad he nuked his pillow company:
New Jenn™️ ~ If only he had a pillow to cry into.
Yeah, good luck with that:
The Dank Knight ~ These are the people coming for your guns. LOL.
From the “Greatest Generation” storming the beach at Normandy to getting scared by an insect in 77 years:
(((Road Bear Life))) ~ This reminds me that just 5 days ago we commemorated the D-Day landings.

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence