"Or you could do things the modern way and adjust your pricing according to your customers' need - with preference being given to women, queers and minorities, of course."
Well, I think da Cap'n is already employing adjustable pricing when it comes to the needs of his female customers and acquaintances. For instance, I'm sure all of his services to Stasia are gratis, but, with regard to da crazy redhead, he pays dearly in blood, sweat, and tears, don'tcha know.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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