Aww, leave the capt alone.
He seems to have the major hots for Stasia and she's not the redhead, which you already knew.
People seem to forget that RIBIT has the hots for Nemo.
He edged me out long ago, oh sigh.
WHY, RIBIT?
Just because he can cook, fix a car, build a boat by hand, cut the grass and rake the leaves - I mean, REALLY!! That's no reason or reasons!
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.