No, but ... ya gotta admit ... it does sound like something he'd get caught sayin', right?! BWHA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
‘And NOW I hate garlic knots’: Dana Loesch’s thread on parody account’s BREAKING Cuomo news makes Cuomo look even WORSE and LOL
http://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2021/05/10/and-now-i-hate-garlic-knots-dana-loeschs-thread-on-parody-accounts-breaking-cuomo-news-makes-cuomo-look-even-worse-and-lol/
It is RARE that a Twitchy editor falls for a parody. We spend so much time writing about this insanity that for a parody to fool us it has to be exceptional. OR the person they’re talking about in their parody has to be just that awful.
And lucky for BBC FAKING News, Cuomo is just that awful.
Yup. We ALMOST fell for this.
Almost.
BBC Breaking News @BBCFakingNews ~ BREAKING: Audio emerges of New York Governor Andrew Cuomo saying he'd like to "dip his garlic knot" in his female staffers' "marinara sauces."
Not only is this hilarious but we could absolutely see him getting caught saying something like this. Remember when he was trying to force a female reporter to eat a sausage? Dana Loesch had the same reaction we did though to the idea of Cuomo’s garlic knots.
Dana Loesch ~ And now I hate garlic knots.
Yup, we did an all-over gross-out body shiver when we read this.
So gnarly.
Dana Loesch ~ BTW, please note the handle of the account.
The funny thing is that no one would expect him not to say something like this.
What she said.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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