I took maself out for a 6OZ lobster tail and steak for lunch, and the waitress said happy mothers day to some folks leaving. I looked at her and said. I dont have a mom anymore so this will be Happy to me day. She laughed and said great!!!!!!!!!

Realist - Everybody in America is soft, and hates conflict. The cure for this, both in politics and social life, is the same -- hardihood. Give them raw truth.