http://twitchy.com/sarahd-313035/2021/05/07/looks-like-he-got-sucker-punched-joe-biden-tries-not-to-burst-into-flames-as-he-attempts-to-spin-away-the-abysmal-jobs-report-videos/
The April jobs numbers are in, and they’re … not good. They’re actually straight-up terrible.
Caleb Hull ~ Biden's "build back better" plan pulled in just 26% of the jobs he promised in April.
Guy Benson ~ Yup.

Any way you slice it, this is a bad omen for the economy.
But all is not lost. What you may not have considered is that Joe Biden is a veteran BSer, so if you’re looking for insanely ridiculous spin that will make you forget how bad things actually are, just listen to the president:
Curtis Houck ~ LMAO Biden starts his speech about the jobs numbers by saying, "I want to put today's jobs report in perspective," says the report is another step in the economy showing "progress" since he took office, and proves why more money needs to be printed and injected into the economy.
http://twitter.com/i/status/1390699324464640003
Oh.

And he’s only just getting started.
Yep, a moron has to moron.
We’re moving rapidly, yes. In the wrong direction, but rapidly nonetheless! So yay! ...

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence