http://twitchy.com/dougp-3137/2021/04/23/peak-woke-dem-rep-asks-greta-thunberg-what-to-tell-her-9-year-old-who-thinks-the-earth-is-on-fire-and-were-all-going-to-die-soon/
Because Democrats control Congress and the White House, 2021 dictates that Greta Thunberg speak remotely with members of Congress about climate change.
Dem Rep. Katie Porter asked for some advice from Thunberg in regards to her daughter being scared by all the “we’ve only got XX years to live” rhetoric:
@brooklynmutt ~ @RepKatiePorter’s 9-year-old daughter said, “The Earth is on fire and we’re all going to die soon.” The congresswoman asked @GretaThunberg about the emotional toll of climate change on youth. http://rol.st/3dJONRs
http://twitter.com/i/status/1385301626429362176
Aw, dat's an easy one, Katie ... you don't need to bother poor lil' Gerta Thunderpants with this question ... 'cuz the toll on her fragile psyche from the man-made global warming hoax has already been devastating to her, personally, don'tcha know. Gerta's a nutcase. So, I'll help you out. This is what you do: (1) explain ... and sincerely apologize ... to your daughter that you are a f**king moron who shouldn't ever have been allowed to have kids, in the first place, (2) tell your daughter that, in fact, the earth is NOT on fire and the man-made global warming hoax is a ridiculous SCAM, and (3) immediately tender your resignation as a U.S. Representative due to your significant absence of mental capacity.
There ... you're welcome.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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