Somebody get a bucket ... Gropey Joe is drooling, again.

President Biden again today pitched his “infrastructure plan” that’s light on actual infrastructure, but he’s still got big train dreams for America:
CBS News ~ Biden responds to GOP criticism that his infrastructure plan goes beyond traditional transit, saying trains & highway once weren't tradition: "The idea of infrastructure has always evolved to meet the aspirations of the American people and their needs. It's evolving again today."
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In his remarks, Biden also made it clear he’s got a big vision as far as speed goes:
Charlie Spiering ~ Biden urges Americans to imagine high-speed rail traveling across the country as fast as they can in a plane.
John Kartch ~ Quote from Biden: "Imagine a world where you and your family ... can travel on a high-speed train close to as fast as you can go across the country in a plane."
Just how fast are the Biden trains?
Color us skeptical.
Ian Haworth ~ Apparently, Biden thinks that trains are capable of traveling at 400 miles per hour.
Jewish Deplorable ~ Biden thinks the infrastructure bill will make trains move faster than planes.
Or at least he’d like everybody else to believe that.
Comfortably Smug ~ When his handlers were helping him get ready they said "Joe we can make the choo choo trains you like faster than airplanes! But you have to finish your applesauce and get dressed first."
Maybe somebody at the next briefing could ask Jen Psaki to describe what in Biden’s “infrastructure plan” will allow trains to travel several hundred miles per hour.
Michael Foster ~ Our enemies are all building Hypersonic missiles and the Biden Administration is working on Hypersonic trains.
Charles W. ~ In reality Biden's train will be just slightly faster than Buttigieg's bicycle ... 😬😂
As fast as Buttigieg’s bicycle with him riding it, or with his bike riding on an SUV?

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence