...ya know the one about the two guys out in the woods and one of em squats to take a dump and gets bit on da boise by a snake?
...snakebit guy tells the other guy to go into town and tell the doctor and see what he says.
...he goes into town and the doctor says, "Ya gonna have to suck out the poison or he will die"
...goes back to snakebit in the woods. Snakebit asks, "what did the doctor say"?
...he said you was gonna die.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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