Congressional IT Techs on Overtime
The IT people for Congress are probably not even bothering to dilute the whiskey with coffee at this point. Think about it: every single electronic device, every plug, every lamp, anything that takes current, will have to be torn apart, inspected, verified, and put back together before the building is secure again. Anything with writeable firmware will have to be fully audited (And probably bricked, let's be real). All those wireless keyboards and mice, the automatic thermostats that talk to the central climate control, the motion sensors on the hand dryers. Everything.
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