...reminds me of the joke about the gal who spent her first day as a hooker. "How much did you make?" Her mama asked.
"I made $200.25" she replied
"Which one of them low lifes gave you a quarter?"
"All of em!"

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!