...she has one in the living room, one in the kitchen, one in her office, one in her exercise area and the tv in my office if she so decides. She also has control of the blanket on the bed and the thermostat. Other than that I am the master of this castle when she is gone.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!