Except I got the opposite problem.
I think GirlFriend wants to make me fat . . .
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She's just staking out her territory, like a dog does in his yard.
She figures if she fattens you up, women won't look at you.
It might backfire on her.
Lots of women like a little meat on their man.
She must be thin.
And maybe the jealous type, dunno.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.