Why do we guys climb mountains?
Because they are there.
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And someday, my love, you will be too old and feeble to attempt such.....stupidity....so enjoy it while you can.
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Must be a guy thing . . . you wouldn't understand.
Oh, I understand. I just think it's stupid. Those couple of extra inches make you gents think you're stronger, smarter and willing to face danger than women.
Let me know how that works out for you the next time you're horny.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.