No, no, no, Kathy ... yer gittin' 'em mixed up. Da crazy redhead is da one doin' sexual favors fer da Cap'n. Stasia is da one da Cap'n WANTS to be doin' him, instead.
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yeah, I think ya nailed it. If his back doesn't improve, he t'aint never getting any from anyone.
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If'n da Cap'n would be heedin' all of the stellar advice we been givin' him free-o-charge on this here board fer months and months, now, it would already be a done deal ... BUT, da Cap'n ... he be stubborn.
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Re: da capt - he is either stubborn or stupid, but I mean that in a humorous way, nemo!
Nemo, listen to the experienced one, Sir Beldin.
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Don't ever listen to me and I ain't kiddin'!
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