"Toobin"
VERB
1. To choke the chicken in public.
2. To perform as a master baiter in public.
3. To spank the monkey in public.
4. To do the five knuckle shuffle in public.
5. To jerk the gherkin in public.
6. To polish the knob in public.
7. To rub one out in public.
Take your pick.




The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence