goat roper,,,,,,,,,HAAAAAAAAA
A goat roper is a wannabe rancher or a cowboy poser. Goat ropers have the 4x4 pickup and the cowboy hat, but no cattle, horses, brain, or land.
I really could use a pick-up truck now and then, but I don't want people to think I'm a goat roper.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=goat%20roper

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