http://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2020/10/13/california-officials-ask-citizens-not-to-microwave-their-mail-in-ballots-to-kill-the-coronavirus/
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Officials in California are asking citizens voting by mail not to try to sanitize their ballots, either by spraying them with disinfectant or even microwaving them.
New York Post ~ Don't sanitize or microwave your mail-in ballot, voting officials warn.
http://nypost.com/2020/10/13/no-need-to-disinfect-your-ballot-california-officials-say/?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&;utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPTwitter&__twitter_impression=true
Hannah Sparks reports for the New York Post:
“Voters do not have to worry about contracting COVID from their mail-in ballots,” said Courtney Bailey-Kanelos, registrar of voters in Sacramento County.
Their announcement comes after the registrar’s office claimed to have received at least 100 ballots that were evidently damaged by attempts at disinfecting the paper, through what officials presume to be an alcohol-based sanitizing spray, according to a KCRA news report.
And at least one ballot showed signs that it had been microwaved, they claimed.
The concern is that taking these measures will make the ballots unreadable by the machines, which really isn’t a concern we share.
Ben Shapiro ~ Actually, if you're dumb enough to do this, please do this and then don't vote.
Alan Hale III #IVoted ~ I hear that soaking in hand sanitizer effectively removes 99.9999% of the virus.
Sagacious’Introvert ~ Do it. It’s the only way to remain safe!
Scott Drum ~ I'm going to take a wild guess and say that 90% of microwaved ballots will be cast for Democrats.
Book It ~ This is a direct attack toward suppressing liberal voters.
And Democrats and the media freaked out when President Trump said not to let the coronavirus dominate your life.
Staythecourse ~ This warning = result of tide pod ingestion.
Wawasense ~ Just put a mask on it. That’ll do the trick.
Chris Orlando ~ If your ballot comes out looking like the beginning of Bonanza, its working!!
We’re old enough to get that reference.
Eric Yost ~ Slow cooker. Brandy. Pears. So?
FactOTheMatter ~ Toaster oven it is!
Clown Hunterrr ~ Too late, I already put mine in microwave on top of my nachos.
Darrell Goff ~ Is it okay to put them on the grill? Asking for a leftist neighbor.
Ozymandias ~ Damn, I’m grilling mine right now.
Chris Bakey ~ Do it.
If you’re too stupid to do this, you don’t deserve to vote.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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