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...didja ever have an occasion to be watching something on tv and the wife wants ya to take her someplace right now? No amount of begging or pleading or reasoning will help you any at all. As King it is my duty to inform all the knights of the oval table how to overcome this obstacle.
Ya just says, "Whooo, that dress sure does make your ass look big!" She will immediately start looking for something else to wear and you can finish your tv program.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs! |
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