Hmmm ... let's review, shall we?
1. Is "Porn Hooker" an accurate description of Stormy Daniels? Fact Check Answer: Yes, absolutely TRUE. It will take you all of a few seconds on the Internet to confirm this undeniable FACT, clo.
2. Is it true that Stormy Daniels was not paid for sex? Fact Check Answer: Categorically FALSE. Yes, she was paid innumerable times to have sex and it was conveniently filmed for the record by an endless string of pornography producers. Again, clo ... spend a few seconds searching the Internet and you will easily come up with countless examples that will confirm this undeniable FACT.
3. Is Stormy Daniels technically not a "hooker"? Ah, yes ... the term "technically" is always such a squishy qualifier, now isn't it? So, given the countless times Stormy has sold her pussy during her life, has she ever done so in a manner that could possibly get her arrested for prostitution? Hmmm ... who knows? In spite of consistently proving herself capable of stealing the nickels off her dead grandmother's eyes, we are willing to give her the benefit of the doubt on this one ... 'cuz we're generous to a fault, don'tcha know.
4. Did Melania "sell her pussy and her soul" to Donald Trump? Fact Check Answer: FALSE ... no, Melania married him. We realize that marriage vows are meaningless to you, Stormy ... since you have been married and divorced three times ... but, even if Donald Trump has not always been faithful to his wives, there is no evidence that Melania Trump has been anything but faithful to her marriage vows to him. So, the rightful title of "Pussy and Soul Selling Whore" is deservedly awarded to none other than Stormy Daniels - NOT Melania Trump.
FINAL SCORE: Melania Trump's statement is adjudicated as TRUE and ACCURATE. Stormy Daniels' statement is adjudicated as FALSE, SELF-SERVING, and PETULANT.
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