So today, what happened?
A whistleblower revealed that Trump's administration is deliberately concealing Russian election interference.
It was learnt that Trump deliberately misled Americans about the dangers of COVID19, including his followers, killing tens of thousands.
Trump was warned about the dangers of COVID19 by China.
An aide to General Mattis heard Trump say 'my fucking generals are a bunch of pussies'.
Trump disclosed a secret nuclear weapons programme.
Oh and something I missed a few days ago.
Julian Assange's lawyer Jennifer Robinson said that the Trump administration offered Assange a pardon if he agreed to say Russia wasn't involved in the leaking of Democratic National Committee emails.
Lucky, Trump thinks. The story about soldiers being losers and suckers has been driven off the front page.